My Mate, My Father, My Love Ch. 1

Now, for those who don't feel like checking my other story for info on Ebony, she is the girl Snape adopted at 5 years old. They have a very close father-daughter relationship. Ebony is punk and has freaky purple eyes. Her presence forced Snape to take better care of his appearence and he's really hot. Ebony has known Harry since they were six when she nagged Snape to take her to the muggle world because she liked their clothes better. They remained friends until Ebony turned twelve and came into her inheritance, (got her sorceress powers, I'm changing the time you get your inhertance to when you reach puberty, at least for sorcerers/sorceresses), and had to transfer to a school in Japan to better train her new powers and they lost contact. Now Ebony's transfered to Hogwarts and their friendship is rekindling. It's sixth year.

Summary: Ebony has just turned sixteen and her vampire instincts are as strong as ever, except her need for a mate has kicked in. She has to find and claim her mate before the vampire mating season at the end of March. That gives her six months before her lack of mate drives her to blood lust and she goes on a killing rampage, but when she finds her mate, what will she do? What can you do when your tie to sanity is the only father figure you've ever known?

This doesn't just BODE ill, it IS ill. Aggh... Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way was less Sueish than THAT...  Yog-Sothoth take the Suethor, only Harry Potter: Master Assassin could out-Sue that.

Yesterday was her birthday. *facepalm* Let me guess. She'd grown fairy wings, fangs, several inches of hair, Sparklypoo powers, and inherited the rights to the entire Wizarding World.  She'd just turned sixteen, a very significant age. ...*grits teeth* Here it comes... Now, usually the sixteenth birthday of someone was special because it was a time for a huge party, your Sweet Sixteen, and a car. For Ebony, however, it means much more. ...Tense shift for the win? You see, Ebony is a vampire FLAMING SUE, meaning her sixteenth signifies the need for a mate CANON CHARACTER TO LEECH OFF OF FOR THE REST OF HER UNHOLY LIFE, a soul mate for her to devour whole. Her mate would be her tie to sanity canon, her true love forever. Without her mate HOST she would go into a rage and drain all she came across sounds about right, eventually commiting suicide ...wait, really? Sorry, canon. I'll bring you back to life AFTER the Sue commits Suecide because her vampire SUE instincts would make her hate herself for not being enough for her mate. HOST. Wait, do you think we could convince her she was unworthy for her mate by flaming her with canon? Here goes:

1) SNAPE LOVES LILY. LILY EVANS. LOVES. "Always." YOUR SUE COULD NEVER MAKE HIM FORGET!
2) Is it unhealthy? YEEEEEEEES. Is Snape healthy? NOOOOOOOO.
3) Vampires are CANONICALLY non-good-looking.
4) SNAPE LOVES LILY! SNAPE LOVES LILY! HE LOVED HER EVEN SIXTEEN YEARS AFTER SHE DIED, BEGINNING FROM WHEN SHE WAS TEN YEARS OLD! LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!
5) You are not Lily. Therefore, to you, he would just be a vicious, greasy git.
6) Excuse me? Snape is your STEPFATHER? One question: DO YOU REALLY THINK SNAPE WOULD BE A GOOD FATHER?! ESPECIALLY WITHOUT LILY TO ASSIST?!

*gives Harry (the whiner) his Capslock of Rage back*

From now on, I will call you Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Although I must admit that's an insult to the original Ebony.

For a Ebony AN Ebony - wait, you mean there are more?! GAAAAAH!, she would have to find her mate and claim him/her before March 31. Why not March 30 or April 1? Wait... {snip rehash of above description of vampire mates. Ebony now has found her mate, but...}

Now, you may be wondering why she would be crying in an unused corridor if she'd just found her mate HOST and not trying to seduce him. That's easy. She's doing the Sue-angst ritual. Well, let's go back twenty minutes so you can see what happened. Let's not.

Twenty minutes ago, Great Hall Of course, she didn't pay attention.

It was a week untill the school year began and Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way was meditating on the head table to try to sense her mate while the friends watched amusedly from their chairs.

{snip, Harry, Draco, and Hermione are her best friends. It is the last week of summer.}

The other two teens giggled as Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way shot him [Harry] an annoyed look. "Oh, hardy har har," she sarcastically laughed. *HEADNECRONOMICON* I will be quickly running to the Redunantly Department of Redundancy now. "For your information," Ebony Darkn'ness Dementia Raven Way continued, pronouncing every syllable as if it were a separate word For your in for may shun, that sounds real le stu pid., "I'm using a special brand of vampire meditation to sense out my mate. I'm you sing a speh shul brand of vam pire med e tay shun to sense out my mate. Wait, that sounds stupid even without the stupid way of saying it - "sense OUT"? What? *HEADNECRONOMICON* I just find my core and follow the soul mate strand of power. I just find my core and fall low the soul mate strand of pow er - Wait, what?! WHAT?!" She shut her eyes again and held her hands around the bowl of water that would show her who her soul mate was instead of her having to follow a strand of gold only she could see with her eyes closed.

Is this... YES, it is! This is an imitation of when The Tales of Alvin Maker JUMPED THE FRICKIN' SHARK! And here I thought Inquistor Quill was LYING when he implied Alvin/Arthur Stuart slash. ...OK, the series had a grace period during Alvin Journeyman, but after that, it truly had jumped the shark. Except for Calvin, aka the sociopathic villain who existed solely to show how OMG good Alvin was. And since this story will have no Calvin-parallel in all likelihood... *shrugs* We're doomed.

Her hands began to glow and, though no one could see it, so did her eyes. *rolls eyes*

{snip... OMG, her mate is SNAPE, her STEPFATHER! WHOEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED?}

End Flashback *HEADNECROMICON* END FLASHBACK?! IDIOT! YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED IT BY STICKING a "NOW" ONTO THE BEGINNING OF THE NEXT PARAGRAPH! DID YOU? NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Her tears came down harder O_O Her tears really ARE coming down in a rainstorm! as her mind came up with possible senarios SCEN-AR-RI-O. As in "All is going according to the scenario", which it certainly isn't in this fic. of her father finding out she was a Sue, and Sectumsempra-ing her into little Bitchiwitch pieces, of her friends looking into the toliet bowl as she fled, of the things her Sue instincts would require her to do to win her own dad HOST over. Perhaps if she put him under light Imperius and Polyjuiced herself as Lily... As her arms tightened their hold on her knees EMOOOOOOOOOOOO. she heard the last voice she wanted to in her grief. To... WHAT in her grief? To hear? to screw? To Stuify? Be MORE SPECIFIC!

"Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way?" the voice asked hesitantly. As soon as she responded, Snape let loose with a barrage of Dark spells in her direction. Attacking a Sue before one had the creature pinpointed often lead to disastrous results. Then, Snape went back to his dungeons and moped over a picture of Lily. Instincts ruling common sense Let me guess. She's in Gryffindor., Ebony looked up against her will Snape, it's DANGEROUS to Imperius them before they die. They will break free as soon as they're threatened!, coming face to face with Severus Snape, a look of concern on his face They have faces. This is VERY IMPORTANT..